WASH YOUR HANDS!!! Instructor: (points at student) Hey soldier! How many times in the last 24 hours have you gone to the bathroom? Student: About 5 Instructor: How many times in that same 24 hours did you wash your hands? Student: (eyes bulged...gets up and walks to the bathroom) Class Disposition: OCD level handwashing habits! Student nickname: Pig-Pen (Photo credit Wikipedia)
